lampghost: dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro
corgispizza: Home is where you know you can poop in peace
hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
australiansanta: moral of the story is never do things
vogue-wars: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?
hoeskimos: [throws a rock at your window] do u have any chicken nuggets
batt-ery: I always hear people say that no one can love you until you learn to love yourself And that really scares me.
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer